Tired of holding your beer?

Your beer will always be by your side with this rugged leather beer holster that attaches to any belt.  Perfect for grilling and tailgating.

Beer Holster $34.95 Red Envolope

Chatterbot

Hook these animated robots up via USB and they will respond to keywords that you type with unpredictable jokes and commentary. Each Chatterbot has a different personality and unique animation.  They can even comment on upcoming calendar events and reminders.

Chatterbot $12.99

Hopside Down Beer Glass

A clever receptacle for the beer drinker who has everything.
 
Hopside Down Beer Glass
$19.99 Amazon

Sleeping with sushi

Sweet dream are ahead for your favorite sushi lovers when they climb into bed with their new plush cuddle buddies. Choose from classic shrimp, tasty tuna, rosy salmon roe, or palate cleansing wasabi and ginger.

Plush Sushi $9.99 ThinkGeek

Have you seen my To-Do list?

We write things down so that we don't for get them. Now, you can avoid losing your To-Do List because it's printed on your hand.  The inclulded pen contains skin-safe washable ink.

To-Do Tattoo $3.50 Amazon

This could bring snail mail back

The quest of J&D is to make everything taste like bacon and they are off to a great start. Correspondence never tasted so good. 

Bacon Flavored Mmmvelopes $6.99 J&D's

Mr. Rogers in Your Pocket

Carry a thoughtful little pick me up in your pocket.  This keychain play 6 different Mr. Rogers sound clips at the touch of a button.

Mr. Rogers Keychain $8.49 Amazon

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

A great gift for your cubical buddy or any Office Space fan.  According to Milton, you should go with the Swingline because it doesn't bind up as much.

Red Swingline Stapler $16.89 Amazon

Funky Birdhouses

Pour yourself a shot of Wild Turkey, have a seat on the hood of your El Camino and watch the birds flock to this hilarious birdhouse. If this scenario doesn't sound like you, imagine the rise you'll get from all of your uptight neighbors! This is the perfect gift for the friend or relative whose homeowners' association won't let him park his rusty old Bronco in front of his house.

Funky Birdhouses
$24.95 Firebox.com

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

The little tree that changed the meaning of Christmas for the Peanuts gang can now be in your home.  It's an exact replica, complete with the Linus blanket.  So sweet and great for kids and adults.

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree $19.99 SkyMall

Corn Dog Air Freshner

Always wished your car smelled like the state fair? This is the perfect stocking stuffer for all of your favorite carnies.

Corn Dog Air Freshner $2.99 ModCloth

iPod Boombox

Put on your Vans and head to the beach because it is 1984 again thanks to this iPod speaker system. With this handy little invention, the only things standing between you and your old breakdancing glory are a cardboard box and that bum knee of yours.

iPod Boombox $29.95 Firebox.com

Remote Controlled Cooler

This cooler has brought the human race one step closer to perfection. Need another beer but don't want to miss the next play? The RC Cooler has you covered. This handy friend will bring you another beer form up to 30 feet away with just a click of the remote. Stay tuned next year for the RC Men's Room.

RC Cooler $69.95 Firebox.com

Electronic Gutiar Tee

Until now, playing air guitar just looked silly.

Electronic Guitar Tee $29.99 ThinkGeek

Cigarettes + Amplification = Awesome

It's not like rock stars need any help in the cool department, but this tiny amp will do just that.  The powerful little amp, housed in a recycled cigarette box, was designed by a former Fender amp designer and runs for about 10 hours on 1 battery. 

Smokey Amp $29.95 Firebox.com

Cult Movie Quote Book

You're a daisy if you do get this book of quotes for your favorite movie lover. Go ahead, make his day.

Cult Movie Quote Book $9.99 ModCloth

Smoking Mittens

Now that the nanny state has officially banned indoor smoking almost everywhere, these are must have items for your favorite smoker.

Smoking Mittens $17.55 Amazon

Wine Bottle Puzzle

Sometimes giving a bottle of wine seems just a bit boring, but now there's a solution.  Give an amusing and frustrating gift by locking a wine bottle in this puzzle.

Wine Bottle Puzzle $18.45 Wine Bottle Puzzle

Bacon Wallet

Everyone says "Everything is better with bacon." Why not wallets?  It's perfect for teenagers or just about anyone who could use a good laugh. Also great as a stocking stuffer.

Bacon Wallet $11.15

Law School in a Box

Looking for a gift for that lawyer or would-be lawyer in your life?  Here it is, Law School in a box.  Why spend all that time and money on the real thing? Comes complete with Text book, study cards, bar exam, and rolled diploma.

Law School in a Box $10.17
Med School in a Box $10.17
MBA Degree in a Box $10.17